Tuesday, January 3, 2012

10 Stupid Things Action Movies Taught Me About Women: A Countdown
10. A woman’s most effective weapon is her thighs. In fact it’s so  easy to crush a man with our smooth, sexy thighs we usually prefer to go  into combat otherwise completely unarmed.
Ladies please note: Attacking a man with your murderous thighs  could lead to being charged with assault with a dead sexy weapon! I mean  look at that picture! It’s not at all awkward. There’s literally  nothing he could do to stop her. I mean what’s he going to do? Punch  her? With his free hands? Ridiculous! Looks like this is your day to  die, Mr. Bond.

10 Stupid Things Action Movies Taught Me About Women: A Countdown

10. A woman’s most effective weapon is her thighs. In fact it’s so easy to crush a man with our smooth, sexy thighs we usually prefer to go into combat otherwise completely unarmed.

Ladies please note: Attacking a man with your murderous thighs could lead to being charged with assault with a dead sexy weapon! I mean look at that picture! It’s not at all awkward. There’s literally nothing he could do to stop her. I mean what’s he going to do? Punch her? With his free hands? Ridiculous! Looks like this is your day to die, Mr. Bond.