10 Stupid Things Action Movies Taught Me About Women: A Countdown
10. A woman’s most effective weapon is her thighs. In fact it’s so easy to crush a man with our smooth, sexy thighs we usually prefer to go into combat otherwise completely unarmed.
Ladies please note: Attacking a man with your murderous thighs could lead to being charged with assault with a dead sexy weapon! I mean look at that picture! It’s not at all awkward. There’s literally nothing he could do to stop her. I mean what’s he going to do? Punch her? With his free hands? Ridiculous! Looks like this is your day to die, Mr. Bond.